the internet broke when i found this one i mean it was over. that a boy, skip! my only hero ever....

Hey Grandma, you're so young
Your old man's just a boy
Been a long time this time (pow pow pow)
Been a long time this time (pow pow pow)
Been a long time this time 'round, this time 'round
Everything is upside down, upside down
Sure lookin' good
You're lookin' so good
You're sure lookin' good

S.F. freak scene was on my mind
Fillmore Slim, "Just a-Wastin' Time"
Well, I got high this time (pow pow pow)
Well, I got high this time (pow pow pow)
Well, I got high this time 'round, this time 'round
Eveything is upside down, upside down
'Cause you're lookin' good
You're lookin' so good
You're sure lookin' good



Robitussin make me feel so fine
Robitussin and elderberry wine
Hey grandma
Hey grandma
Hey grandma
Hey grandma

red sox do not exist

absolute domination

absolute domination

absolute domination

absolute domination

absolute domination

mission accomplished

series already won in outstanding fashion, tonight is just a throw away game. 24 scoreless innings for the red sux. good riddance. after arod's homer friday i passed out only to awaken hours later with the encore on, i had forgotten about arod's homer and i thought that the game was still being played at 4am........

next stop cooperstown

red sox release smoltz, what a lousy way to go. getting your ass handed to you by the monster yankees. great pitcher. adios.

becket v. burnett tonight. last time they both sucked, so i will only predict a yankee win.

Hey, Smoltz- you're already a hall of famer. it's time to hang 'em up. and btw whatever happened to this endless boston pitching that some overexicted fans kept jerking me off about???? it's all over in early august for this steroid fraud team.

YANKEES WIN! THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!

Those idiots better get back in Willis Pond and resume the search for the Babe's piano because the curse is back on, baby. 04 and 07 are officially not legit. The red sox will be 6 and a half back by sunday night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, Red Sox! It's time to turn in those motherfucking stolen rings!!!!!!!!!!

i would have called them Uh-Oh's.... i predict a meltdown by week 3.

thank you john smoltz. you keep losing and we keep winning. what is that, 9 and 1 on this home stand?! and what does bosux have? a bunch of shit. keep trotting smoltz and broke back wakefield out there. where is dice k? where is 3rd place, it is pretty close for the red sux.

AND ANOTHER WIN RUB IT IN I WONDER HOW MUCH THE RED SUX ARE LOSING BY TONIGHT?.......

WHO DOESN'T LOVE A YANKEE WINNING STREAK?!!!!!

ESPECIALLY WHEN THE RED SOX ARE SO BAD AND THERE SUPPOSEDLY WICKED PITCHING STAFF IS REALLY JUST A SACK OF SHIT-

PHIL HUGHES IS MORE VALUABLE THAN PAPPELBUM AND OKIJIMA AND ANY OTHER MUTHER FUCKER THE RED SOX GOT COMBINED-

I LOVE TO ENJOY THIS WHILE IT LASTS, SOMEHOW LIFE IS EASIER!!!!!!!!!

it's all over now, baby blue

all the red socks fans can go home and try to suck their own dicks but they will snap their necks and die because all the red socks fans dicks are so small and THE NEW YORK YANKEES will not be fucked with this year, forget about Gehrig/ Ruth- we got Tex/Arod. and the world needs less red socks fans, so good riddance, NEW YORK will rise again. no help from the mets, btw.... why so gay, you guys?????

Friday's AL EAST Standings

not bad

EVEN BETTER!!!!!!

Yankees in L.A., or Anaheim, or wherever. Too late for me with a ten o'clock start. Hopefully they get two of three, but i don't hold my breath against the Angels.....

who needs joba? who needs bruney?

Phil Hughes has been nastier than both of them combined in his last ten appearances. the bullpen isn't such a complete mess since veras and those other jokers were let go. Yankees sweep Twins, season series sweep to be exact. still one back of boston.(half a game back, actually)... and after watching Wakefield highlights from last night i believe the knuckleball should be banned, it's a trick pitch, a cheater's pitch like the spitball.

back from mental vacation/ welcome to new york, roy!!!!!!!!!!!

2 weeks of serious massive infection and oral surgery and vicodins and malt liquor and wimbledon and WHY WON'T IT STOP FUCKING RAINING, but anyways, we're back and just in time to start the Halladay to The Yankees countdown clock. i think Joba would fit in great in Toronto, along with 10 years of future Yankee prospects. ....... fingers crossed..... btw- i accidently deleted a google account which deleted years of pictures i had posted to this ridiculous site and just to make it more confusing from now on i will be posting as brother bartles but i still am brother james!!!!!!!!!!!!

i give up. at least until after the all star break.

4 days off for the nyy

or i should say 1 day off and then 3 games at home against the natinals.

*** Wow, they really did take 4 days off. this is the most unpredictable/ manic depressive yankee team i have seen in a long time.

ignorance is bliss

(some guy drops an easy fly ball. curse of the keith hernandez mustache, perhaps...)

we'll just pretend tuesday through thursday didn't happen. which is hard, because last night wasn't much better. and if it wasn't for one of the mets ( i never learn their names, they all kinda' look alike- gay) dropping an easy pop fly with 2 outs in the bottom of the ninth i would be pretty much suicidal about this team today. joba was a 4 inning mess, something like 4 walks and two hit batsmen, and evry member of the bullpen came in to give up a run. btw- this stadium has passed the point of ridiculous, evry hit can't go out, it's not a boardwalk amusement game... jesus.....

Bring It On!

3 games in Boston. the only 3 games between now and mid August. this is a whole different The New York Yankees team. more to come...

sucko

The New York Yankees are rained out. i really hate it when they cancel night games at 3 in the afternoon, it gives me too many hours to be disappointed. tried to watch the mets, with local rochester loser tim redding pitching tonight, but keith hernandez started talking about the articles of confederation and the first continental congress and i had to bail out. how do mets fans listen to him? seriously? i don't care how great a season 1986 was, it's not worth this kind of aural torture. Mine That Bird in the belmont tomorrow, but remember kiddos- he is there to watch but not to bet, unless you are betting exactas and trifectas.