Muss is done, Ben Gay deal announced

Hey man, you ever like give your dog peanut butter and watch him lick it up? You ever like put it on your dong man? Hey bro we just got swept, ok?

it is too early in the season for any kind of in depth analysis, but what i can say is: Joba is scary, Joba plus Mariano is frightening. if the yankees can patch together 6 or 7 innings from anyone else ( and STOP pitching to manny) they will win yet again in the a.l. east...

Yanks win one, Sox win one...slight interest ensues...

It's crazy j'know? It must be my sixth digit or something bro, I don't know you be better to ask someone that knows toes. I just 'it de ball man.

For how many years have I been repeating the same thing: DO NOT PITCH TO MANNY!!!
and if you ever wanted to see the effects of a sudden withdrawal from steroids just take a look at David Ortiz, what a mess... Game 3 tonight!!!




Yanks unearth Sox jersey at new stadium
By KAREN MATTHEWS, Associated Press Writer

NEW YORK - So much for the curse. The New York Yankees have ended a construction worker's attempt to jinx their new stadium with a buried Boston Red Sox jersey.

Team officials watched Sunday as construction workers removed the jersey, with slugger David Ortiz's name on it, from 2 feet of concrete in a service corridor of the stadium that's under construction.

The team says a construction worker — who is a Red Sox fan — recently buried the jersey there while on the job. Two other supervisors found the tattered shirt Saturday.

The Yankees plan to donate the jersey to charity, and may pursue a lawsuit against the construction worker.

Girardi is a genius. Start with the bullpen and then go to your starter in the sixth inning of a game that you are losing. I love that Girardi was trying to out-smart the weather. Why didn't Kansas City have any of these problems with their pitching? Girardi has balls. I just wish he would start A-Rod at shortstop while Jeter is out, but we all know that would be a mortal sin. It's time to wake this team up before they go to Boston on Friday night. Maybe Mariano will start tonight?

A Golden Fenway Moment

Considering it was snowing last week, i'd the say baseball gods were quite kind to give us 55 and sunny for the ceremony that never gets old. Can't help but feel lucky that i was unemployed at the time since the games start at 2 in the morning. hey selig fuck you.

Week One

The best thing I've seen all week is the Chien Ming Wang + Joba Chamberlin + Mariano Rivera "lights out" combination. I saw it twice. Besides that, I've seen Toronto having a bit of fun along with Tampa Bay.It won't last. Men are getting paid millions of dollars to hit a fucking ball and they just aren't doing it, but it's only week one.

skydome made of poop, sox swept

hey brother james. we should catch a weekend game up in canada, don't suppose you ass has a passport? oh well ask george if wants to go, i saw don mattingly at an aa meeting yesterday. getting a blow job from a moustache kinda tickles/

Sox swept in toronto, yanks swept in tampa? at home? did they win one? we're not very good at this.

This is a picture from my inside my brain while searching for porn on the internet.

OPENING DAY, again...

Yankees win, of course. underrated Wang and Joba rules and the one and only Mariano. my only problem is Girardi and his cheekful of fucking copenhagen. i wouldn't be so concerned if i had not seen the tin over his shoulder on the dug out bench and spent the entire game fixated on his fucking chaw. i always thought Torre and his fucking green tea was a little bit ridiculous but chewing tobacco is nasty, and this is coming from someone who has had a lot of nasty habits. hopefully someone tells him to keep the tin and his spit cup out of the camera shot so i can concentrate more on the game.

Opening Day

Bush getting booed in D.C. is awesome.

Cubs v. Brewers was awesome.

L.A. Dodgers are the team to watch.

Yankees rain out sucks, but so does baseball in March.

more games to watch, gotta' go!!!

here it is the big day

we got rain in chicago, sun in LA & about 2 feet of snow in my yard......play ball!

oh, that's weird it's still spring training, mind if i take off my shirt?

This is either a map of my rape and pillaging in the old college days or it's facilites of baseball teams in florida. hey i would totally move to florida if it wasn't going to disappear in my lifetime. let's see this house is five feet above sea-level you say? hmm that sounds like a good lifetime investment, sold! nha, just kidding i don't believe that. 100 years from now though? possible. anyways hurray baseball in florida!

Here Comes The Sun

I have no idea why playing in Japan is necessary, but when i woke up at 6 this morning and turned on espn2 i officially declared it the end of winter. Finally , games that matter. Regular season baseball is back and the world's greatest team will be opening their season on monday, in America...

6:05 A.M.

in less than 12 hours Bartles and James will be back in business...

Manny

Hey homes! It's me Manny. Hey Homes I'm in this dome, in like Japan ju'know? Maybe we play good maybe we don't, I don't care. We don't want to eat de cake before the birthday ju'know? Hey excuse me homes I tought I 'it that ball over the fence, Manny needs to run now ju'know?

at least he's not in Boston...

Hey Noto! Come Join my Reader's Digest/Beard Cult

it's funny when the best player in baseball signs a new contract with your team and you are disappointed about it.