Yes, It's True!!!

Matsui is leading the league in batting avg...

Mussina is tied for the league lead in games won...

and Joba starts Tuesday...

manny/499

hey homes you hear i like de 499 or someting? that's cool but what number comes next? sometimes when we like on de road, jknow?, i eat the hot dogs in the trash after the game. my favorite dugout to sleep in like kansas city, cause they don't have any bugs. de janitor there is named eh, hector. he's a good guy. hey man, seattle is like far away bro we had to take the silver bird again.

since the loss of gary sheffield yankees 75% less scary

oh, they are scary . believe me.

Signs Of Life

A.L. East - Run and Hide

Arod has hit 3 homeruns in his first 2 games back. (despite what the umpires called).
Joba is being transitioned into a starter.
Rasner has won his 3rd start in a row.
Yankees domination is always just around the corner...

when you were young and your heart was an open book, you used to say...

here's a link about the yankees, i didn't really read it but i saw a picture of giambi wearing a gold thong, so i figured hey...this looks cool.

http://www.withleather.com/?start=6

yankee spirit?

it is getting rather difficult to watch most of these games. i don't have much more to say. where is the spirit? where is the spark, the yankee magic that i remember?

sweep!

A pretty damn good Yankee weekend. Wang, Mussina, and Rasner all get wins, holding The Mariners to 4 runs over 3 games. Thankfully, Kennedy is sent back to AAA. Bats are finally making contact with the ball. Finally, a series of games that I didn't have to get angry while watching. Good times, good times...

youk gets 4 rbi's, rays like lose or something

Dude I told you that chick was crazy, so she ties you up and starts whipping you? thats fucked up.

hughes sidelined with mysterious burning in his chest, in a related story johan santan goes 31-2 on the season, says psychic.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Your 2008 New York Yankees!

14-14 on the last day of April, Posada and ARod on the 15 day dl, Two rookie pitchers who have yet to win, or even come close to winning a game, a different line up for every game of the season so far... the good news: Wang is 5-0, Rivera has 8 saves in 8 save opportunities with a 0.00 era, and the new Steinbrenner is just as crazy as the old one. On this date last year they were 10-14. I've been watching most games with my hands over my eyes.

Muss is done, Ben Gay deal announced

Hey man, you ever like give your dog peanut butter and watch him lick it up? You ever like put it on your dong man? Hey bro we just got swept, ok?

it is too early in the season for any kind of in depth analysis, but what i can say is: Joba is scary, Joba plus Mariano is frightening. if the yankees can patch together 6 or 7 innings from anyone else ( and STOP pitching to manny) they will win yet again in the a.l. east...

Yanks win one, Sox win one...slight interest ensues...

It's crazy j'know? It must be my sixth digit or something bro, I don't know you be better to ask someone that knows toes. I just 'it de ball man.

For how many years have I been repeating the same thing: DO NOT PITCH TO MANNY!!!
and if you ever wanted to see the effects of a sudden withdrawal from steroids just take a look at David Ortiz, what a mess... Game 3 tonight!!!




Yanks unearth Sox jersey at new stadium
By KAREN MATTHEWS, Associated Press Writer

NEW YORK - So much for the curse. The New York Yankees have ended a construction worker's attempt to jinx their new stadium with a buried Boston Red Sox jersey.

Team officials watched Sunday as construction workers removed the jersey, with slugger David Ortiz's name on it, from 2 feet of concrete in a service corridor of the stadium that's under construction.

The team says a construction worker — who is a Red Sox fan — recently buried the jersey there while on the job. Two other supervisors found the tattered shirt Saturday.

The Yankees plan to donate the jersey to charity, and may pursue a lawsuit against the construction worker.

Girardi is a genius. Start with the bullpen and then go to your starter in the sixth inning of a game that you are losing. I love that Girardi was trying to out-smart the weather. Why didn't Kansas City have any of these problems with their pitching? Girardi has balls. I just wish he would start A-Rod at shortstop while Jeter is out, but we all know that would be a mortal sin. It's time to wake this team up before they go to Boston on Friday night. Maybe Mariano will start tonight?

A Golden Fenway Moment

Considering it was snowing last week, i'd the say baseball gods were quite kind to give us 55 and sunny for the ceremony that never gets old. Can't help but feel lucky that i was unemployed at the time since the games start at 2 in the morning. hey selig fuck you.

Week One

The best thing I've seen all week is the Chien Ming Wang + Joba Chamberlin + Mariano Rivera "lights out" combination. I saw it twice. Besides that, I've seen Toronto having a bit of fun along with Tampa Bay.It won't last. Men are getting paid millions of dollars to hit a fucking ball and they just aren't doing it, but it's only week one.