you have to win at least 100 to win the a.l. east this year. and it's not the hitting IT'S THE PITCHING. i am glad the yankees have remembered...

The Yankees 2009 pitching checklist is complete. 

CC- yes.

 AJ- looking sharp. 

Wang- another 20 win season.

 Pettitte- due for a bounceback year, even though he did win 14 last year. 

Joba- needs to be back in the pen preparing to take over for mo in two years, but he can still pitch no matter what inning it is... 

as for Mo- looking as unhittable as ever. 

this team is ready to go. even with ransom at third... 

Breaking News!!!

The Buffalo Bills

(North America's Team)

& The New England Patriots

(a fresh definition of irrelevancy)

will face off as the first monday night game of the 2009 NFL season. (we all know what we need to get ready, i've had enough of that line for awhile...)

in other news: some guy who painted his socks, and is hardly a hall of famer, officially retired today. didn't i retire this jerk-off a year ago? good riddance...again.

we return to where we began - GAY ROD!

only nine more years of this fucking clown...

watching some grapefruit league tonight i realize this team is much more of a "team" without him/her...

KARMA (is a cyst in the hip and a pain in the ass)

AROD OUT FOR AT LEAST 10 WEEKS- 

GET WARMED UP, CODY RANSOM - YOU ARE THE NEW SCOTT BROSIUS!!!

I THINK THE BEST PUNISHMENT FOR THESE GUYS WOULD BE THE PETE ROSE TREATMENT/ BANISHMENT FROM BASEBALL. BUT I'LL SETTLE FOR KARMA IN THE MEANWHILE...

who gives a shit about the wbc?

the world baseball classic only seems like a place where valuable players might go and get injured. the only reason i have to watch is to see BERNIE BABY play for puerto rico. i wanna see if he still has it, yankees center field is still unmanned. it's time for him to knock off that ridiculous religious classical guitar shit he has been doing and return for one last season in pinstripes. i remember his first game way back when. he is my yankee, if you know what i mean.

This seems like an appropriate time to start the Bartles and James 2009 season

Read SI story here!!!

A-Fraud, A-Rod, enough already! I am sure A-Roid will be the next catch phrase to be overused.Can we trade him for Manny? How long before Manny's test results are made public, or Big Papi's???? Sooner rather than later i hope... 

and btw-sportswriting is easy, no one has an original thought. kind of like how everybody thought they were the first to name the Oklahoma City NBA team The Oklahoma City Bombers. 

Red Sox trumped in Teixeira stakes

That's three down,

now it's just:

Lowe, Sheets, Manny, And Pettitte to go!!!

(well, atleast an end of the rotation starter and someone who can play center field. damon is way too dicey. and it's going to be a couple of years before they put jeter out to pasture there...)

Sources: Yanks, Burnett reach 5-year, $82.5M deal

That's two down,

now it's just:

Lowe, Sheets, Tiexeira, Manny, And Pettitte to go!!!

(btw, is mike cameron really necessary??? c'mon. ya'll know better than that)

Sources: Yankees, Sabathia near deal

That's one down,

now it's just:

Burnett, Lowe, Sheets, Tiexeira, Manny, and Pettitte to go!!!

(btw- who's going to play center field???)

it may be time to pull down the bills 4-0 thing. what do i know. the pats did beat the bills last sunday 20-10 to make the bills 5-4 currently.

feel the awesomeness of that title....feel it. caress it. not too much there bro.

i like to remember that they were 4 and 0...

headlines

MUSSINA WINS 20!!!

BILLS GO 4-0!!!

FUNERAL AT SHEA

after careful deliberation

I have decided to support The L.A. Dodgers this postseason.

They got Manny (who went from being a fucking bum to being a brilliant ballplayer the moment he left the a.l. east)

and they got Torre (what else can you say)...

and I do not give a flying fuck about The Rays (a fluke), The Red Sox (who looked like a bunch of little bitches celebrating a wild card clinch), The Mets (fags), The Cubs (yawn), or The Angels The White Sox The Twins The Phillies or anyone else who may be in the playoffs this year.

It all comes down to excitement, and the prospect of Manny returning to Fenway in October is as exciting as it gets.

R.I.P.

sawx rool!

hey bummer about your team sucking. anyways i'm still limp over the explosion of my boyfriend's knee, tom brady's knee. kinda funny nobody really even cares the yankees suck, with the celtics winning into late june and the patriots, etc. well...things are just kinda occupied around here. anyways we broke the consecutive sellout record at fenway, big whoop.

bartles and james has reached absolute zero..

my friends do not exist

now what???

either The Yankees sweep or they may as well pack it up. 2 out of three won't do this time...