Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Blue States/Rumsfeld/K-fed/Bowie

Ever notice somedays...shit just changes overnight?

In one twenty-four hour period the american voting public awoke from a democratic coma that was making a lot of concerned americans wonder if they were insane? The common defintion of insane is to do the same thing over and over again and expect a different result each time. Kind of like people who vote against republicans in the 21st century yet always seem to lose. These concerned americans usually spend the day after elections staring really long at faces in large crowds wondering why all these people care so much much about power and religion and so little about they're countrys' welfare and sound public management. Later in the day they plan at looking into international real estate and competitive Latin American job markets.

On the same day that the congress changed power overnight, the secretary of defense...retires. The president says, "The timing was right." As in, "Dude, you better get out of here before those guys kick your ass." Seriously, is there any doubt that Rumsfeld would have been the easiest guy to hang in the room on a daily basis. And isn't there an inkling that he still could? Good luck Don... your security detail moves out 2008! (Don't look at me, I'm lazy)

Last, but certainly not least, the demise of the media filler...K-Fed and Britany Spears.

"Turn and face the strange"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The best part of election night was evry news channel ticker. They all had to squeeze in the Brittany Kfed news, which I believe in some cases to be more monumental news than any change in legislative power...Now if someone would just get to miss Lohan and pull her back from the brink the world truely would be a better place. ( and while at the brink feel free to push paris over)