you have to win at least 100 to win the a.l. east this year. and it's not the hitting IT'S THE PITCHING. i am glad the yankees have remembered...

The Yankees 2009 pitching checklist is complete. 

CC- yes.

 AJ- looking sharp. 

Wang- another 20 win season.

 Pettitte- due for a bounceback year, even though he did win 14 last year. 

Joba- needs to be back in the pen preparing to take over for mo in two years, but he can still pitch no matter what inning it is... 

as for Mo- looking as unhittable as ever. 

this team is ready to go. even with ransom at third... 

Breaking News!!!

The Buffalo Bills

(North America's Team)

& The New England Patriots

(a fresh definition of irrelevancy)

will face off as the first monday night game of the 2009 NFL season. (we all know what we need to get ready, i've had enough of that line for awhile...)

in other news: some guy who painted his socks, and is hardly a hall of famer, officially retired today. didn't i retire this jerk-off a year ago? good riddance...again.

we return to where we began - GAY ROD!

only nine more years of this fucking clown...

watching some grapefruit league tonight i realize this team is much more of a "team" without him/her...

KARMA (is a cyst in the hip and a pain in the ass)

AROD OUT FOR AT LEAST 10 WEEKS- 

GET WARMED UP, CODY RANSOM - YOU ARE THE NEW SCOTT BROSIUS!!!

I THINK THE BEST PUNISHMENT FOR THESE GUYS WOULD BE THE PETE ROSE TREATMENT/ BANISHMENT FROM BASEBALL. BUT I'LL SETTLE FOR KARMA IN THE MEANWHILE...

who gives a shit about the wbc?

the world baseball classic only seems like a place where valuable players might go and get injured. the only reason i have to watch is to see BERNIE BABY play for puerto rico. i wanna see if he still has it, yankees center field is still unmanned. it's time for him to knock off that ridiculous religious classical guitar shit he has been doing and return for one last season in pinstripes. i remember his first game way back when. he is my yankee, if you know what i mean.