Breaking News!!!

The Buffalo Bills

(North America's Team)

& The New England Patriots

(a fresh definition of irrelevancy)

will face off as the first monday night game of the 2009 NFL season. (we all know what we need to get ready, i've had enough of that line for awhile...)

in other news: some guy who painted his socks, and is hardly a hall of famer, officially retired today. didn't i retire this jerk-off a year ago? good riddance...again.