who gives a shit about the wbc?

the world baseball classic only seems like a place where valuable players might go and get injured. the only reason i have to watch is to see BERNIE BABY play for puerto rico. i wanna see if he still has it, yankees center field is still unmanned. it's time for him to knock off that ridiculous religious classical guitar shit he has been doing and return for one last season in pinstripes. i remember his first game way back when. he is my yankee, if you know what i mean.