156 minute rain delay

(these first innings don't seem to be working out for you, buddy. how about the 8th instead?)

fell asleep before this one ever began. nursing my racetrack hangover, which was really just a memorial day hangover extended due to the racetrack drinks on tuesday. this game was on the ABC network channel, for whatever reason i'll never know, and they showed no updates or offered any information whatsoever that this game was going to be played. i had a dream that the yankees were in extras innings and wang was pitching in the eleventh and the yankees lost 8-7, which shows that as i slept i was still somewhat paying attention to the game but also adding facts like extra innings and wang pitching, in reality texas won 7-3 in 9 innings and Joba was junk. nothing really great ever happens in arlington, i just hope the yankees get out of there without too many injuries. it's kinda' like games in oakland and seattle, they are way too late and way too boring to pay attention to. Bruney is back on the DL, i think he pitched one inning in the last two months, i think it is time to stop thinking of him as a Yankee, and put Joba back in the pen. i spoke too soon about not getting injured, i see that melky was taken out pretty early with a strained shoulder, jesus- this is his year, 3 walk off hits and outstanding centerfield work. 

*** in other degenerate gambling news: even though i wasn't betting on tuesday

i did come up with a new catch phrase to scream out evry time my horse lost: 

"Fuck me, there goes the baby!!!"

it sounds perfect as you smash your rolled up program on the fence railing or bleacher seat in front of you.