- now we're back to this bullshit where everything is a fucking homerun. jesus christ! who needs steroids when you got the new yankee stadium? (is it possible they built this place for a post-steroid AROD?) and if you had $2500 just laying around, would you spend it to see this motherfucking nightmare of a team? i think i counted 8 homeruns in this one.... $2500 for batting practice, really.
- and where did molina go? both catchers on the DL is going to be very, very bad. what do you think, Yogi- time for a comeback?
- i love this fantasy that an over payed, admitted steroid using, certified nutcase is going to come back tomorrow and save this season. how? by hitting into clutch double plays???
- as i've said before- i'm gonna' go watch me some of The LeBron James, the only drug they is taking is AWESOMENESS. that, and probably some pot... The LeBron James remind me of the late 90's Yankees, they effortlessly win games with no need for throat elbows and overall chippiness. championship guaranteed...
- Yankees, will you please do something to make me stop hating you? you are breaking my little boy heart. can't you all just win a game???? (and as i wish this, Mariano is giving up back to back homeruns to crawford and longoria. a wise man (certainly a wise ass) recently said to me : "one of these days Mariano is going to reach back for that cutter and just come up with a bowl of jello", tonight i understand that statement all too well. maybe i'll take the rest of the season off, it's not good for my blood pressure or my sanity...) this is their first 5 game losing streak in several years, even last year they didn't lose five in a row. this was the rotation i looked at and couldn't possibly conceive of how they could ever go on any extended losing streak. it looked impossible. perhaps i'll keep tuning in just to see "what next?"- we all know how much i love train wrecks, shipwrecks, plane crashes, and general mayhem and destruction. time for bed, it's been a long day.
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