state of everything

[sunday night]

shit is awesome today. big baby hits a game winning shot then knocks over a kid in a 1500 dollar seat (they tied 2-2 now), papelbon turns on the playoff afterburners and helps the sox take 2/3 from the deadly rays, and the bruins win the game on a channel nobody has around here...but everyone gave up on them (they down 3-2 now).

needless to say i watched that highlight of big baby knock over that kid like ten times...i was laughing so hard i couldn't sleep until like 1am (five hours sleep is like my number one pet peeve...i get straight up homicidal with any less than that) plus i killed a spider that was very fast, agile and large at the same time. so let's re-cap, my adrenaline is pumping like a toddler feasting on sugar dip sticks as i'm watching the closing seconds, big baby then drills the shot, knocks over kid, i kill spider, consume a few lemonciello's.

ok now that that story is out of the way....

[manny]

"i'm very disappointed in you manny.......(looking at manny very harshly, like angry parent) manny you let a lot people down you know? look at me....look at me manny. why are you crying? manny...you made a big mistake amigo...comprende? manny you're gonna' regret this....i'm sorry manny. manny i'm sorry too. I know you're sorry manny. go to your room manny and for god sakes clean out all that stuff manny, you hear me? ok bye."

that is my vision of what an interaction with me and manny would be like if we lived together and i heard about the steriod thing but i was on vacation with my thai boyfreind at the time so we had to talk via webcam. if i was kind of like a george clooney type with lots frequent flier miles, but i was kind of like a big brother to him, that seems clear enough in the dialouge right?

[red sox]

strangely our starting pitching is in the lower tier in the mlb but as expected out middle and late relief is stacked and being managed very effectively. big papi seems to be conflicted on being the old big papi or hitting it off the green monster (which he should do, but last time i checked they don't have a green monster in every ballpark) and big papi seems all the more conflicted cause the canadian white boy jason bay hitting behind him is on fire!

[pedrioa, youk]

looked like a groin pull last night...that will linger all season....shit. youk hurt too? WTF?

[lugo]

the good news: he's hitting well (wow that's great news)
the bad news: he's fielding about as well as i would expect to field if i were playing (eesh that's kind of humiliating) yeah he looks humiliated out there.

alright brother james i'm out, i'm trying to keep up.