thoughts on other sports

it is free beer friday and i have a sunburn (wondering if sunblock expires, because i smell like coconuts for no fucking reason, and my forearms are bright fucking red. if someone knows if sunblock expires- please let me know) so i figured i would talk about some other sports besides Yankees baseball and North America's Team: The Buffalo Bills (i saw you, trent edwards, hitting batting practice home runs in a blue jay's jersey. let's not move The Bills to Toronto so quick, alright?)....

1. basketball: seems to me like a lot of teams are expending a lot of effort just to get the opportunity for a well rested The LeBron James to beat them into powdered bullshit...
2. hockey: tried to watch that hockey game the other night with those guys, but i seriously could not find the game anywhere. i thought i got the versus channel, but i was wrong...
3. horse racing: if my "NBC SOB STORY BETTING THEORY"  holds true, then you have to bet Big Drama. how could you not? if anyone out there is betting on either rachel alexandra or mine that bird, well- they are idiots and don't understand how to bet on horses at all. why would you ever waste a dollar on a favorite? so you can make 40 cents. you need to pick a couple of the derby losers and bet some exactas and trifectas and hope to strike gold out of your asshole that way. you don't bet the winner, you bet the price. 
4. AROD in his first game at Yankee Stadium, gots ta go!!!!!