We're not all pyrotechnics and testosterone

Brother Bartles feels your pain, Brother James. When I'm not busy growing my adolescent facial hair, I stay up late worrying about how I don't make more than your average senior in high-school in yearly income. A little bit of advice if I may, I am a bit of an expert in terms of unemployment, I took off a large part of January, all of May, June, July, leading into September and October.
The good news I got hired today, pop open the bubbly, buy some minutes on your pre-paid cellpone and let's celebrate this over an episode of Sportscenter.