I'm Bitter, Merry Christmas Student Loan Co.!

This is a class from my school, check out the dude in the middle (as if your eyes weren't gravitated to him already). He is the mascot of our university, his very demeanor can sway our beliefs and weekend plans on any whim he pleases. He is a dorm-based matador of pot, ecstasy, PBR and drunken sex with sluts on a mission to get as much cock as they can before they settle down with the richest kid with a trust fund they can find.

His necklace is a beacon of weed deals to come, his thousand mile stare suggests that he is too deep for VCR Programming 242.50 but he is concentrating dammit, because Dad said at Thanksgiving that if he doesn't get his ass in gear he can kiss his Irving Gas card goodbye!