Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Ooh Yeah Kool-Aid!

Owwee this is nice, like steppin' into a sweet bachelor pad or something. I like it all, I like it all.

Well I guess it's time for some predictions for this upcoming season of baseball love and rivalry hate, here we go:

1. A-Rod will be traded to some unsuspecting team more than half-way through the season, the bullshit here is that the yankees will probably get something decent in return.

2. After thinking hard about the final division standings, Sox did finish 3rd last year, after some thought, Sox by five games.

3. Mussina= Time for an injury=yanks will be screwed

4. Dice-K will get 20 wins, Schilling will get 15, Wakefield 18, Beckett 10, Papelbon will be closing by the all-star break.

5. Clemens will be playing golf....on his days off in the rotation for the Sox. That prediction all depends if Clemens gets HGH in the mail on time. Seriously his head has doubled in size, look at Bonds and Stallone, look at their fucking heads!

6. Who is that annoying broad that announces yankees games?.......she will be fired.

7. matsui will hit 50 Hr this year, Ortiz will hit 60.

8. Fuckin' A-Rod will win the MVP even after being traded, this is the nature of the beast.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. A Rod has a no trade clause and claims he wants to finish his career as a Yankee. i think this is very unfortunate. Gay Rod needs to be creeping round some other clubhouse.

2.Suzyn Waldman- is "that annoying broad". she irritated me as a kid watching the games on MSG, the third through fifth innings were a good time to turn down the sound. I thought when YES started my ears would be free of her, but she is a broadcasting cockroach.She will never be fired.

3.All of your predictions seem overly optimistic, but i guess spring training is the only time Red Sox fans have any kind of hope.

(2004 was a mirage...)

Anonymous said...

Looks like you just got tired of strengthening all of my predictions Brother.