Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
the New York Yankees will beat your ass!!!!
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
Freaking Dice-K...1. He takes his sweet time on the mound 2. It feels like he's never had a 1-2-3 inning in his career 3. Get 'em out of here
Sox walk on wild side
Even with the Red Sox equaling the modern-day record with six wild pitches, just one base runner that advanced on a wild pitch scored. In fact, it was remarkable that the Twins scored just four runs with all the wildness and weirdness going on last night, most of it in the vicinity of George Kottaras.Posted by oilandcloth at 10:05 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
"Fuck me, there goes the baby!!!"
Posted by Anonymous at 9:48 PM 0 comments
hammered in the twin cites
Just got cable in the new pad. Sa-weet. Brother James..this disrespect of my team logo is unbecoming of such a "classy" organization.
I do not understand how the minnesota twins can have played like 30 years in a convention center with trash bags and folded up seats for an outfield. Likewise to the tampa bay devil rays, I heard the twins are getting a new stadium next year. Is this true? I have seen drawings of the propsed tampa stadium and it looks freaking awesome, kind of like those covered, outdoor tent concert venues...
anyway, in sox news the 100 mph phenom bard pitched last night. his off-speed stuff is 88-89 mph. yeah that's right yankees fans, the studs keep coming.
Posted by oilandcloth at 8:54 AM 3 comments
156 minute rain delay
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009
a day at the races
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Monday, May 25, 2009
what in the name of pesky's pole is going on here?
Nick Cafardo is a national beat writer for the globe, he's pretty good. Here's whats going on in baseball.
The Eck has been getting frisky on tv...I haven't been watching. Deadspin has the rundown.
wake is my boy...courtesy of baseball reference.
Smoltz is pitching in manch-vegas on tuesday. rehab is going well. tickets are 8 bucks...yeah I think I swing that.
c'mon brother james, bring back my hanging sox.
Posted by oilandcloth at 9:40 AM 0 comments
Saturday, May 23, 2009
my thoughts on basketball
- i think there is something ugly in evryone that wants to see orlando v. denver
- let's give lebron a couple years before we make him MJ times 10. god, what is he gonna' get caught doing? it is inevitable. i mean, the media even ruined john and kate plus 8...
- who are these people who cannot tell when their beer is cold enough to drink? and 3b. who are the people who drink coors light? YOU CANNOT GET DRUNK ON COORS LIGHT.....
Posted by Anonymous at 10:02 PM 1 comments
2 great games (or two great ninth innings)
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Friday, May 22, 2009
uh-oh
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Thursday, May 21, 2009
i love The New York Yankees/ 9 in a row
Posted by Anonymous at 8:56 PM 2 comments
8 wins in a row
starting watching mythbusters after the swisher/cano/ melky back to back to back jacks. i think Mariano gave up a homer with an 11-3 lead, but i think the box score is wrong, because they also credit him with a save. i'll have to check my rule book and my 12 year old brain that used to read the boxscores (yes, i was alive in the pre-internet age of 1992). let's just say- homers for the yankees are great, i don't care if the ball goes out off of check swings, but homers for the opposition will not be tolerated and the situation must be fixed a.s.a.p. (oh, i see- Mariano came into the game in the 8th, when the game was still close, that's how he get's the save. either i need to watch the whole game or remember how to read box scores before i jump to conclusions. the official scorers are never wrong) (oh, and the funniest part of the game was when melky was up to bat and he fouled a ball right into his balls and he couldn't even stand up, the trainer came out and massaged him as the yankees dugout was crying in laughter and michael kay and ken singleton just sat silent, i imagine they turned the mics down and fell on the floor laughing...)
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
The Yankees are throwing a pie in the face of the american league
7 in a row. 10 of 11. A-ROD homers in the first, and that was all they needed. CC pitches 7, gives up 1 run in the first, that's it. (earns his salary). Bruney is back with a 1,2,3 eighth inning, and the pen has shaved their heads- to look more like Mo, i guess... that, and The Yankees score a shitload of runs in the 7th. Tex homers again. putting the AL EAST on notice: Tex + AROD = Gehrig + Ruth.... oh, i am having an excellent time. and the red sox beat toronto, which is a good thing, the real AL EAST (evryone but baltimore) needs to smack toronto back down to size.
Posted by Anonymous at 8:42 PM 0 comments
4 game sweep/ 6 in a row
Yankees win. Arod homers. Tex homers twice. Mo unavailable but somehow the pen pulls it off, barely. 6 wins in a row. 3rd series win in a row. bring on the orioles, it's shaping up to be a good week.
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Sunday, May 17, 2009
5th straight win/ 3rd straight walk off
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an A-BOMB from A-ROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- there is a reason i don't actually bet on horses, i just speculate. i always lose, but i never lose any cash. this is the first time since pat day used to race that i think the jockey is more interesting than the horses ...
- and could anything be more boring than watching kobe play basketball with 900 cameras. i don't care if spike lee thinks his ankles are pretty, this was the stupidest fucking thing i've ever seen. proving my point that basketball does not require any strategy whatsoever, no matter how important kobe and phil try and make themselves...
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Friday, May 15, 2009
magic in the bronx
almost shit my pantz watching this one. and if you didn't see it, then don't expect me to explain it. damon gets booted for showing the ump how wrong he was. tex wants to kill gomez for almost breaking his arm, twice. gardner gets an inside the park homerun, followed by a triple in his next at bat.(and the only reason gardner is in the game is because damon got himself ejected). melky hits a walk off 2 run single. YANKEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! arod is walked 4 fucking times... and i am sick of arod haters. especially red sux fans. 2004 and 2007 are invalid championships. asterisks.********************************, like this. without manny and ortiz (big fuck up) the sux don't win shit. now manny is suspended and ortiz is a FUCKING JOKE!!!!! fuck the al east. it's all YANKEES from here on out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Anonymous at 9:49 PM 0 comments
thoughts on other sports
- basketball: seems to me like a lot of teams are expending a lot of effort just to get the opportunity for a well rested The LeBron James to beat them into powdered bullshit...
- hockey: tried to watch that hockey game the other night with those guys, but i seriously could not find the game anywhere. i thought i got the versus channel, but i was wrong...
- horse racing: if my "NBC SOB STORY BETTING THEORY" holds true, then you have to bet Big Drama. how could you not? if anyone out there is betting on either rachel alexandra or mine that bird, well- they are idiots and don't understand how to bet on horses at all. why would you ever waste a dollar on a favorite? so you can make 40 cents. you need to pick a couple of the derby losers and bet some exactas and trifectas and hope to strike gold out of your asshole that way. you don't bet the winner, you bet the price.
- AROD in his first game at Yankee Stadium, gots ta go!!!!!
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Thursday, May 14, 2009
yankees win... THHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!
CC pitches 8 dominating innings, MO is unhittable in an 11 pitch ninth inning. Yankees win! 4 wins and 2 losses on the road trip, back home tomorrow to beat up on the twins and then the orioles, again. again? we play the orioles evry week. the warmer the weather gets the better CC gets. my only question is: can someone get him a pair of pants that fit? it looks like he is wearing a tarpaulin or the sail of a bermuda sloop out there. he'd probably pitch off a lazyboy if you let him, or a barstool just like our boy david wells used to.....
Posted by Anonymous at 9:02 PM 0 comments
it's not over yet...
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
teacher v. student
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